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I love these potted personality tests. The more obscure the better. They probably tell you nothing about me, other than I love doing obscure, pointless personality tests. Perhaps a hint of narcissism.

This test probes what kind of nerd you are. I’m a Uber Cool High Nerd, which sounds impressive, even of I say so myself.

Some fun facts from the site:

443545 unique people have taken this test.

Based on these unique user’s answers…

29.8% of test takers are gals, 68.4% are guys.

15.5% of test takers get aroused by “iPhone,” while 36.9% get utterly ill.

32.2% of all test takers would choose the Internet over sex, and 26.6% of married test takers prefer the Internet over sex.

Only 4.5% of test takers own a Jar Jar Binks t-shirt, though 49.7% of them don’t own a lightsaber (priorities == messed up).

This test is unreliable. The question ‘guy or girl?’ has two answers. The results above show 29.8% of test takers are gals, 68.4% are guys. This only adds up to 98.2%.

But maybe only a Uber Cool High Nerd would notice such a discrepancy.

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